Random conversations by Paris and Brandi
03/09/2009 – 18:35
Paris: Well, A.J.’s been gone a while so Brandi and I got to thinking, “Hey, maybe we should actually update this site like we told him we would.”
Brandi: So we got to talking and started wondering… were the heck is he anyway? In any case, here’s how the conversation went down in our new feature called “Random Conversations.”
Brandi: I wonder whatever ever happend to A.J.? He just dropped off the face of the earth. He should be alright right? Wherever he is…
Paris: Yeah probably, or committed suicide… whatever…
Brandi: Or got hit by a bus, a most hilarious situation… do people still get hit by buses?
As you can see, lightning strikes are far too beautiful to be funny.
Paris: Perhaps, one can only be so lucky as to get hit by a bus. I mean, what a way to go!
Paris: Oh totally! That’s awesome!
Brandi: It’s like getting hit by a lightning bolt, except waaay funnier.
Paris: Oh yeah, you don’t get the hilarity with a lightning bolt as much as you would with a bus.
Brandi: Have you seen… what’s that movie… Brad Pitt… he gets younger and younger… Benjamin Button! Have you seen that?
Buses however are just plain hilarious.
Paris: Yeah.
Brandi: Only movie with funny lightning strikes.
Paris: True but he didn’t die.
Brandi: Didn’t he die from a lightning strike finally?
Paris: No he’s one of the old guys in the home… I mean he died, I think, but not from a lightning strike.
Brandi: Oh… well that’s not funny at all.
Paris: Buses are definitely funnier.