Archive for the ‘Giles Oliver Paris’ Category

Random conversations by Paris and Brandi

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Paris: Well, A.J.'s been gone a while so Brandi and I got to thinking, "Hey, maybe we should actually update this site like we told him we would." Brandi: So we got to talking and started wondering... were the heck is he anyway?  In any case, here's how the conversation went ...

Treason, Obama does NOT speak on behalf of the US! (yet)

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Paris: Some breaking news: "At the same time the Bush administration was negotiating a still elusive agreement to keep the U.S. military in Iraq, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama tried to convince Iraqi leaders in private conversations that the president shouldn't be allowed to enact the deal without congressional approval." If you want ...

“Geek is the new cool” and “cool is the new poser”

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Paris: I know you’ve all heard this before but "Geek is the new cool." Let’s just face it: geeks fuckin’ rock. You see geekism everywhere and most prevalent in, you guessed it, the office. I’m talkin’ geeks in front of computers that are messaging about fifty people, browsing the net, playing ...

Some non-Olympic reminders…

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Paris: Just here to point out that are other things going on in the world other than the Olympics.  Lolwut?  For realsies?  Yeah dumbass.  I'm so sick of people commenting, blogging, or otherwise talking about what happened last night at the Olympics.  I swear, if I hear someone ask "Did you ...

Conversation leads to blockbuster Hollywood hit!

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Samson:  Sometimes our conversations get too silly for our own good and we end up wasting a good 10 minutes just randomly saying things.  It all started with Paris complaining about how carelessly our government spends money on lunches for goverment employees.  He's up in arms about it.  How we, as ...

The flo_ crew, anime style!

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Samson: One of us here at flo_ is quite the artist and whipped up some headshots of the crew in anime style! I have to admit that I do watch anime and I really like the animation and visual style.  I don't watch it all that often but Full Metal Alchemist was the ...

If schools want more funding, they need to stop wasting my taxdollars!

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Paris: Ok, this is fucking ridiculous so sit down and prepare yourself for a huge shock: Our schools systems are hemorrhaging money. Apparently they have so much they have enough to get together and jack off with other teachers who think they’re hot shit at teaching that they have money to ...

Movie review: X Files – I Want to Believe

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Samson: Apologies for the mini hiatus but we’ve been really busy in real life here at flo_writer. We’ve been meaning to get together and review the X Files. This will be our first joint review among all of us so here it goes! Any first impressions guys? Jacks: Mulder (David Duchovny) with a ...

Stop making all these fucking covers!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Paris: I’m sick of untalented music posers that can’t write their own music so they instead produce a cover. Which is basically like saying "I can’t do shit for myself so I just copy someone else like a lowlife untalented wannabe." Then they post it on YouTube which is like saying "Hey! Look ...

Waste of the wealthy, stating “The Obvious”

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Paris: You know sometimes stupid articles make me so mad and crack me up at the same time: http://winnipegsun.com/News/Canada/2008/06/24/5970316.html This is a typical example of what I call "The Obvious" article.  It basically states: "The wealthier you are in Canada, the more impact you will have on the environment." Well no shit Sherlock! Wait, ...